annoying

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Higgitt myself

I am always myself as everyone else is already taken.

Thanksgiving

I would like to wish a happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and family in the United States.

Have a great day form us limeys from over the pond.

#thanksgiving

Debt

We don’t have a trillion-pound debt because we haven’t been taxed enough; we have a trillion-pound debt because we spend too much.

Breaking Newa

Police in Blackpool today pulled over a local lad on central drive and were amazed to find the car taxed tested and insured.

It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.

The driver was sober.

He had a full licence and no points.

A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time.

#blackpool

Eating

A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.

Living the Dream

Time to get up, off to work to earn money to pay bills and taxes, buy stuff I don't really need until I run out of money and start the process all over again.

#livingthedeam

Street sleeping

Watching the news and there going on about all the poor homeless people, "new flash people" pay your rent and you won't be homeless, the problem is the unemployed are given the rent by the council and they spend it on drink fags and lottery tickets then start crying when there kicked out.

Well-behaved people seldom make history.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Blackpool Police

Blackpool Police would like to talk to anyone who was at Wetherspoon's at 9.00 am this morning, they would like to understand what went wrong in your life.

TV show Blackpool Lights

First part of Channel 5 Blackpool Lights